Britney Spears & Justin Timberlake want to remind you of all that sex they had

November 8, 2008

Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake are supposedly performing tonight in Madonna’s Sticky & Sweet Tour at Dodger’s Stadium, according to Ryan Seacrest (via Us Magazine):

“They are going to be onstage performing with Madonna,” Seacrest said on KIIS-FM host DJ BoyToy Jesse’s Wednesday-afternoon show.
The exes have both collaborated individually with Madonna.
Added Seacrest, “If Justin and Britney end up on that stage with her … I don’t know if I’ve ever seen anything quite like that before.”

You’re right, Ryan Seacrest. That’d be like Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez starring in a motion picture together - about a dancing corpse. Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston presenting an Academy Award together - to a dancing corpse. Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson singing a song together - with a - I think you get the picture: Which is let’s bury Madonna. I mean, seriously, how long could she haunt my dreams afterward? Like a week? Two weeks? What if I drank my weight in NyQuil before bed?